Ninjas RUUUULLLLLEEEEEE!

[deanl]

Hey there.

"The Pirate Dance is about danger, brotherhood, and the pure stupidity of pirates."

Scene 1:

The scene opens up with some loud annoying music to get the audience mad and annoyed. Next there are a bunch of confused pirates feeling up each other?s shirts. And guess what, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of BULL **** it is. So this one ninja pulls out four guitars (for his hands and feet) and plays them all at once. Surprisingly, the pirates don?t explode, they start to dance.........hard. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crappy ballerinas. Then the pirates? boobs start showing and they look even dumber. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped.) The pirates button their shirts back up and come toward the ninja. Out of nowhere this bad *** lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates? shirts so their boobs are showing through. The pirates are like ?This can?t be happening!? The hippo and the ninja slap five pretty hard and the hippo says ?let?s rock brother.? They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can?t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this giant diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg?n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates? scream turns into a **** -gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

END

-I don't know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.

Despin out.

[twister!]

These are great!

They made me laugh out loud at work - I had to email them on to people who laughed out loud too. Very funny.

They actually could really work as off-beat short animated cartoon/illustration sequences inserted between something else.

What were you on to come up with those?

[deanl]

Hey there.

If only I were this funny......

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Despin out.

[twister!]

Oh no - so disappointed. I thought you'd come over with a flash of absolute genius for a while there Despin.

[deanl]

Hey there.

Genius? Me? NEVER....

Despin out.

[twister!]

Good move for posting about that stuff though - it's hilarious. A friend of mine has just bought the 'Ninja's are sooooooo sweet that I want to **** my pants' mug from that website!

[SoulJacker]

They is fuckin **** .

[Generic Skinhead]

Wow i had heard about this website about 4 months ago, but I wasnt sure if it actually existed. Surely you could tell by Despins use of quotation marks that he didnt write it?! Honestly...